'Tis the Seasoning

December 2023

...so get ready!

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It's that time again! Time for entertaining your friends and loved ones, cooking, and... eating! We hope your turkey is juicier than your uncle's jokes, and your ham is smokier than that one guy at the office Christmas party. Our seasonings are decking the halls of kitchens far and wide, ensuring every bite packs a punch that'll make Santa rethink his milk and cookies routine. We're not saying our spices can outshine Rudolph's nose, but have you ever seen a reindeer lead a flavor parade? We didn't think so.

 

So, whether you're roasting chestnuts or just trying to survive another round of caroling, remember: SpecialShit Seasonings are the unsung heroes of your holiday feast. May your meals be merry and your taste buds be triumphant. And to those who think salt and pepper are enough for the season – bless your bland hearts, but around here, we're spicing things up like it's our culinary mission. Happy holidays, seasoned enthusiasts!


Want your Sh*t delivered by Christmas? Then be sure to get your orders placed by December 18th!

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The Whole Sh*t & Kaboodle
Includes:
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1 jar HotShit salsa
1 bottle BBQShit bbq sauce
3 packs of DipShit for Fruit
3 packs of DipShit for Vegetables

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This offer is only available through this newsletter and expires 12/31/23.

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Recipe:

AwShit Candied Bacon

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Serve as a party appetizer, a breakfast side, or crumble it on top of ice cream for a sweet and savory dessert twist. It's bacon, so... it'll work with pretty much anything or on its own


Ingredients


* 1 lb thick-cut bacon

* 1/2 cup brown sugar

* 2 Tbsp pure maple syrup

* 1/2 to 1 tsp AwShit (adjust to taste)


Directions


1. Preheat your oven to 375°F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper or aluminum foil for easy cleanup.

2. Lay the bacon strips on the prepared baking sheet, ensuring they don't overlap. Cook them in the oven for about 10 minutes, just until they start to brown but are still flexible.

3. While the bacon is cooking, mix together the brown sugar, maple syrup, and AwShit seasoning in a bowl. Adjust the AwShit amount based on your preferred spice level.

4. Take the partially cooked bacon out of the oven and carefully brush each strip with the AwShit glaze. Make sure to coat them evenly.

5. Return the bacon to the oven for another 10-15 minutes or until it reaches your desired crispiness. Keep an eye on it to prevent burning.

6. Once done, remove the candied bacon from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes.

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Another year in the books... can you believe it? We are so very thankful for your business and your friendship. We hope you have a wonderful holiday with your loved ones. And, remember to place your orders by December 15th to ensure that your packages will be delivered in time for Christmas!

Thanks,

Dan Martin (the SpecialShit Guy)
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