She's a Saint!
May 2022
Just for Mom
Why is your mother so special? Well, you most likely came out of her, for one thing. And, she loves you unconditionally, despite all the sh*t you've put her through (remember when you were a teenager?). She brags about you when you're not around. She would do anything for you.

So when you're considering what to give her as a token of your appreciation for her on Mother's Day, consider getting her something she really wants. And, whether she knows it or not, she wants SpecialShit. SpecialShit upgrades the contents of any pantry and jazzes up any cookout.

This month, pick her up a great starter kit of SpecialShit: the Box-o-Sh*t. It's a gift pack of four of our most versatile seasonings, and is sure to get her hooked if she isn't already. Hook her up this year and increase your stats to earn your title as Mom's Favorite!
May Special:
Box-o-Sh*t
Gift Pack contains 1 bottle each of:
SpecialShit, AwShit, GoodShit, and BullShit
Regularly a $36.99 value for only $31.99
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Use Coupon Code: boxshit

This offer is only available through this newsletter and expires 5/31/22.
Recipe:
BBQ Baked Beans
If you're looking for the perfect side to serve at a cookout, then look no further. Baked beans are a classic side dish and these are particularly delicious!

* 2 slices bacon, diced
* 1 small sweet onion, diced
* 1 bell pepper, diced
* 2 garlic cloves, minced
* 1 Tbsp smoked paprika
* 3/4 to 1 tsp AwShit
* 2 Tbsp apple cider vinegar
* 2 Tbsp BBQ sauce
* 2 Tbsp ketchup
* 1 Tbsp Dijon mustard
* 1 Tbsp brown sugar
* 2 (22 oz) cans baked beans

1. Preheat the oven to 400°F.
Heat a large, oven-safe skillet over medium-low heat and add the bacon. Cook until brown and crisp and most of the fat is rendered.
2. Add the onion, pepper and garlic. Cook, stirring often, until everything softens, about 5 minutes. Stir in the paprika and AwShit. Cook for 1 to 2 minutes. Stir in the vinegar, BBQ sauce, ketchup, mustard and brown sugar until combined.
3. Stir in the baked beans directly from the can. Bring the mixture to a boil, then turn off the heat.
4. Place the oven-safe skillet into the oven and bake for 30 to 35 minutes, or until bubbly and syrupy. Remove and let cool slightly before serving.
Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there, and to everyone else, please treat her well. She deserves it. See y'all next month.

Thanks,

Dan Martin (the SpecialShit Guy)