Yippee, '23!
January 2023
Happy New Year, Y'all!
When you stop to think about everything that's happened since Thanksgiving, it's hard to believe you got so much accomplished! All that shopping, cooking, prepping, traveling, and partying---crazy, but fun! It's also hard to believe that it's over, and another year is already starting. But January is generally uneventful, so it's a good time to unwind after all the December craziness, and to take stock of your life... and your kitchen.

So now that the dust has settled, it's a good time to relax a little, and decompress. You've worked hard to make sure all your friends and loved ones had the best holidays possible, so take a moment for yourself.
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Recipe:
BullShit Chicken Lettuce Wraps
So the holidays are over, you've eaten a steady diet of ham and pie for the past 30 days straight, and you are now regretting your choices. Why not try your hand at this easy, tasty, low-carb dinner option? Your waistband might just thank you.

* 1 Tbsp BullShit
* 1 Tbsp soy sauce
* 1 tsp white or brown sugar
* 1 1/2 lbs finely diced chicken or ground chicken
* 2/3 cup water chestnuts, drained and finely diced
* 2/3 cup fresh or canned mushrooms, drained and finely diced
* 1/3 cup thinly sliced green onions (optional)
* 1 head of iceberg lettuce
* Cooked white or brown rice

1. In a 2 qt. glass bowl, blend BullShit, water, soy sauce, and sugar. Stir in remaining ingredients except lettuce & rice. Cover and refrigerate for 20 minutes, stirring once.
2. In an oiled large skillet, sauté chicken marinade mixture on high heat for 1 minute. Reduce heat to medium, cook 7 minutes stirring occasionally. Remove from heat and keep warm.
3. Cut a head of iceberg lettuce in half; wash and drain well. Separate whole lettuce leaves.
4. Fill lettuce leaves with cooked rice and meat mixture.
5. Serve with soy sauce, hot chili sauce, and/or Chinese hot mustard, as desired.
I can't tell you how good it feels to start out another year. They truly do seem to get better and better, and we're so excited about what's in store for SpecialShit in 2023. And we're so happy to be able to experience it with all of you. Take care, and we'll see you next month!

Thanks,

Dan Martin (the SpecialShit Guy)