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9506 Topridge Dr.
Austin, TX 78750


 
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Special Shit - All Purpose Seasoning
 
Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! 
Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. You'll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you'll land rave reviews!

13 oz Bottle of Special Shit - $8.99




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Aw Shit - Hot n' Spicy Seasoning
 
Aw Shit Hot n' Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say "Aw Shit!" Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to "bite the bullet" the next morning. Whether you're a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best.

9 oz Bottle of Aw Shit - $8.99




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Good Shit - Sweet n' Salty Seasoning
 
Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n' Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, "Man this is some Good Shit!" Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave you taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming!

11 oz Bottle of Good Shit - $8.99




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Get All Three in Our Convenient Gift Box!
 
Get all three of our delicious seasonings for one terrific price! The convenient "Get Your Sh*t Together" gift box includes a bottle of Special Shit, Aw Shit and Good Shit providing a complete arsenal of seasonings to add just the right touch to just about anything; including briskets, steaks, chicken, pork and even popcorn!

Gift Box: 1 each Special Shit, Aw Shit and Good Shit  Only $24.99


Gift Box & FREE Dip Shit Fruit and Veggies Samples
 
Get all three of our seasonings, plus samples of our two dip products for one low price! Includes a bottle of Special Shit, Aw Shit and Good Shit providing a complete arsenal of seasonings, plus FREE samples of Dip Shit for Fruit and Dip Shit for Veggies!

3 seasonings Gift Box and FREE Dip Shit samples  
Only $24.99


Gift Box with 3 each Dip Shit for Fruit and Dip Shit for Veggies
 
Together at last!  All of our delicious seasonings, plus packages of Dip Shit for Fruit and Dip Shit for Vegetables! Includes a bottle of Special Shit, Aw Shit and Good Shit providing a complete arsenal of seasonings, plus 3 each Dip Shit for Fruit and 3 each Dip Shit for Vegetables.  

Gift Box with 3 ea. Dip Shit Fruit & Veggies
Only $37.99




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Dip Shit for Fruit
 
It’s amazing that something so simple could taste so good. Mix the contents of the Dip Shit for Fruit (and Cookies) envelope with 8 ounces of sour cream and wait a few minutes for the flavors to meld. Use it as a dipping sauce, spoon it on top of strawberry shortcake, or toss with fresh fruit to prepare an unbelievable fruit salad. Get some of those high-dollar Pepperidge Farm™ cookies and dip into the velvety smooth texture of Dip Shit and sit back and watch your friends as they become addicted to the flavors. 

6 Packages of Dip Shit for Fruit - $14.99




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Dip Shit for Vegetables
 
We have created a really unique taste in our Dip Shit for Vegetables (and Chips). Makes a welcome contribution to a party, or to just indulge yourself in private. With its slightly hot taste, you are subtlety encouraged to sip your adult beverage of choice slightly faster than normal. Mix the envelope with eight ounces of sour cream and allow to chill for an hour. Then dip your favorite veggies or chips, or even put it on a baked potato. No longer will you wince every time you hear Dip Shit, they’re not talking about you. 

6 Packages of Dip Shit for Vegetables - $14.99




Dip Shit Sampler Pack
 
Try them both! The Dip Shit Sampler Pack includes 3 packages each of Dip Shit for Fruit and Dip Shit for Vegetables.

3+3 Dip Shit Sampler - $14.99

 

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