Quick-n-Shitty Candied Pecans

This recipe is maybe too good. It’s simple, has few ingredients, and it’s super versatile: put it on salads, top your ice cream, put it out on the snack table at your next party. The only drawback is that you may not want to share—it’s that good!


* 2 cups pecan halves
* 4 Tbsp salted butter
* ½ tsp SpecialShit, AwShit, or GoodShit
* 4 Tbsp brown sugar


Melt butter over medium-high heat. Once it’s melted, stir in the SpecialShit, AwShit, or GoodShit and the pecans.
Add the brown sugar, and stir until caramelized.
Spread it in a single layer on wax paper and let it cool.

Tip: This will work great with other nuts too. Try making three different batches, using a different variety of Shit for each type of nut!