Heart-Starting Chili Recipe (from the kitchen of Joe Franks)

This chili recipe is an easy to make, easy "to impress" your friends kind of recipe that will earn you high praise. Feel free to add beans, jalapenos, or any other personalized touches you care to. Beef, venison, pork, turkey, or any other game can be used as chili meat. Depending on how much you want to "kick up the heat" in the chili, additional Aw Shit may be used, but do so at your own risk. This recipe feeds about 6 - 12 hearty eaters.


* 1 tbsp Special Shit
* 6 lbs lean chili meat
* 2 large white onions - chopped
* 4 cloves garlic - minced
* 1 1/2 tsp oregano
* 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
* 1 1/2 tsp salt
* 1 tsp black pepper
* 1 1/2 tsp cumin
* 3 tbsp chili powder
* 3 tbsp Aw Shit
* 4 15oz can tomato sauce
* 2 cups water
* 1/2 cup ketchup


Brown meat with onions, garlic and Special Shit. Cook until the onions are clear. Add water and other spices. Cook about 5-10 minutes. Add tomato sauce and ketchup. Simmer on low for about an hour, stirring every few minutes. Serve with raw onions, grated cheese and Fritos.