Special Shit Crab Cakes Recipe

If you're looking to kick your dinner up a notch, then our SpecialShit Crab Cakes are the way to go. With as delicious (and fancy) as they are, nobody has to know how quick and easy they are to prepare. 

Ingredients:

* 1 lb crab meat
* 1/3 cup of crushed Ritz crackers
* 1/4 cup mayonnaise
* 1/2 chopped bell pepper
* 3 green onions, finely chopped
* 1 egg
* 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
* 1 tsp dry mustard
* 2 Tbsp fresh lemon juice
* 1 1/4 tsp SpecialShit
* 1 dash AwShit
* flour, for dusting the patties
* 1/2 cup peanut oil  

Preparation:

1. Mix all ingredients except for the oil and flour in a large bowl.
2. Shape the mixture into patties and then dust with flour..
3. Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat.
4. Fry the crab cakes until browned, about 4 to 5 minutes. Turn over the crab cakes and fry the other side until browned, about 4 more minutes.