AwShit Cracker Spread Recipe

If you're looking for something super easy to bring to your holiday parties, then look no further. This cracker spread is easy and delicious. In fact, you may even need to make a double batch, just to be sure you don't run out too quickly!


*1 8oz package of cream cheese, softened
*1 8oz package of finely shredded sharp cheddar cheese
*1/2 cup mayonnaise
*1/2 tsp AwShit (or more, if you can handle it)
*3/4 cup chopped pimento-stuffed olives
*1/2 cup finely chopped celery
*1/2 cup finely chopped onion
*1/4 cup finely chopped green bell pepper
*2 tsp dried parsley


1. Mix the cream cheese, cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, and AwShit in a bowl with an electric mixer until smooth.
2. Fold in the olives, celery, onion, bell pepper, and parsley, and mix until it's evenly combined.
3. Cover and chill for at least 1 hour, for the flavors to develop.

Tip: Do you like it even hotter? Try adding finely chopped jalapenos!