Deviled Eggs (The Easy Way)

These deviled eggs would make Satan proud. Their utter simplicity is what makes them so appealing. You will immediately taste the sweet and salty goodness of the Good Shit and then, with the subtleness of a Mack Truck, the Hot and Spicy finish of the Aw Shit is enjoyed. This Disparity of flavors works in perfect harmony to provide a most unique culinary experience.


* 6 Hard Boiled Eggs
* 4 Tbsp Miracle Whip®
* 1/4 cup cola
* 1 Tbsp Sweet Pickle Relish
* 1/2 Tsp Good Shit
* 1/2- 1 Tsp Aw Shit


Begin by boiling the eggs in a pot of water for about ten minutes. Allow them to cool to at least room temperature (put them in COLD water) and peel.
Cut in half lengthwise and place the yolks in a suitable size bowl. With a fork, mash them till most of the big chunks are gone. Add all the Pickle relish, Good Shit, and 3 Tbsp of the Miracle Whip. Combine and check the consistency.
Decide now whether to add the remaining Miracle Whip (depending on your personal preferences...yes, you may taste it now).
Fill the white part of the eggs to slightly more than full with a spoon. Sprinkle the Aw Shit on the top of the yolk mixture. Use your personal preference as to how much Aw Shit to use.

I would sprinkle the tops with a little Aw Shit, taste one and decide how much to use for the entire platter. Or, put a little on some and a lot on others and let your guests decide.